i just had what i believe to be an epiphany ( Read more... )

to all the burghers out there with voters to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps:

one: let mitt open his mouth.
two: he'll put his * in his mouth.
three: make a tape of his mouth.

and that's the way you do it.

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(face it, republicans, you know he just blew it.)

it feels like christmas. and a merry one at that.